In a shocking new revelation, Karl Rove announced today that Hillary Clinton is a space alien from a planet in the Crab Nebula that he declined to name. He added that he had proof of this and will produce it at an appropriate time. Explaining her long stay in hospital for a blood clot in December 2012 Rove said, “Why that woman — and I use that term loosely — doesn’t have a drop of normal human blood in her body”. He maintains that Ms. Clinton went into the hospital for for something akin to Kryptonite poisoning. When asked which form of Kryptonite, Rove pointed to the Wikipedia article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryptonite.
Rove continued, “Why doesn’t the liberal media tell us about the UFO near Benghazi, Lybia on the night before the attack on the US Consultate? Why don’t they tell us that the very same UFO was spotted in Nigeria the day before the school girls were abducted by Boko Haram? Why doesn’t the liberal media tell us the Boko Haram is how you say Hillary Clinton virtually everywhere within light years of the Crab Nebula? Why is there a decal of someone looking like Chelsea Clinton on the side of the UFO? And doesn’t anyone here except me detect the similarity between Clinton and Klingon?”