Shocking Marie Yovanovitch tattoo news

Marie Yovanovitch, ex ambassador to Ukraine and star witness at the House Intelligence Committee was recently trolled by President Trump for not hanging his picture in the U.S. Embassy in the Ukraine.  Never mind that the Trump administration took over a year to get a picture to the embassy.  She should have begged the Donald for a portrait.

Today there are unconfirmed reports that Ms Yovanovitch went to the Donald J’s House of Ink and got a tattoo with a picture of the President’s head attached to a body of Rocky, a movie character.

Another unconfirmed rumor has President Trump seeing Yovanovitch’s tattoo and getting one himself with the #metoo meme.

Beach Boys Improvement Project

The Beach Boys are among the cream of the crop of  American pop music.  It’s presumptuous of us to “improve” their lyrics, but times change, ideas change, and even the great ones need a bit of tweaking.  Our diligent staff of song lyric testers and tweakers are working on a new version of California Girls.  Here’s the alpha version.  They would request your comments.

French Chardonnay is nice,
I really dig their oaked Chablis.
And a good Margaux just makes be glow
But it’s sure a bit pricey.

Italy got’s great Chianti
A good one drives me crazy.
I love their Barbera and Nebbiolo
And don’t forget Sangiovese.

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California wines.

The West Coast has the climate.
It’s got a great terroir.
Their Zinfandel tastes really swell
So does Napa Pinot Noir.

I been all around this great big world
And I’ve sipped all kinds of wine
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back to Napa
And have some juice from a local vine.

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California wines.

 

Republican Party Renamed

Well, actually only the nickname is changing.  The party is often know as the GOP, short for the Grand Old Party.   But recent events have led us to rename the party the GOD, the Grand Old Deniers.  Here’s the reasons.

• Climate change denial.   The party’s candidates for the 2016 election denied the notion of climate change.  Of course, that’s from the Fake News Failing New York Times.
• Crime denial.  According to the transcript of the Trump call with the Ukranian President Volodymyr Zelensky, the line about doing us a favor sure looks like it’s a request for a foreign government to aid the election campaign of the President.  This was confirmed by many official.    The party denies this is a crime.
• Crime denial (2).  The Nixonian claim “When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal.”  has been debunked by legal scholars.  Of course, we all know that legal scholars are a bunch of Liberal Elitists, except those who hold Republican views.  They are right thinking Americans.
• Senate rules denial.  Mitch McConnell said that he was not an impartial juror and was working with the White House on the Senate Impeachment inquiry.  This appears to be at variance with the Senate rules.
• History denial.  Lindsay Graham once called Trump “unfit for office ” but has since become a true believer.

There’s probably more, but let’s keep this concise.  You’ve probably noticed that Grand Old Deniers become GOD.  And the Republicans have become the party of God, at least according to religious conservatives who back the Donald.  Didn’t Sarah Sanders tell us the God wanted Trump to be president.   Rick Perry agrees.   And it’s not just Trump appointees.  Half of Republicans agree with her.

Party of GOD.  Catchy name. Could go places.